Here is another clip from my favorite web guru OSHO. This clip is hilarious, check it out.

I am trying to buy more products from master smiths, or companies that pay their employees a fair wage. Because of this, I decided to hit American Apparel up for some undergarments. Their undershirts fit great, but I was very pleased with the fit of their boxer brief underpants. Each size also falls between 2 pant sizes for a superior fit. I take a 34/36 due to my child bearing hips.

What I like most about the underpants is a lack of fly. I am not the type of man that pulls his cock through his pant hole, so I support this decision. The stitching also allows for maximum junk comfort. For those of you interested in checking out the variety – please follow this link.

Outside of my bedroom window, there is a club nearby. I often hear people cavorting and celebrating. I usually can only make out exclamations. I hear a lot of “I love you,” “O My Gawwwd!” and “No fuckin’ way”.

Once a night I also hear a police sirens and I hear helicopters a few times a day in sunny Los Angeles. Freedom requires lots of cops.

I was walking Runyon canyon today and stopped to check out what a huddle of people were looking at on the trail. I looked down and saw a 4-5 inch black fuzzy tarantula. It was just sauntering along without a care in the world, pretending it didn’t see us with all those eyes. I am not a fan on spiders, but the big fuzzy ones creep me out less for some reason.

I think deep down I am afraid bugs will crawl into my openings and have babies.

It looks like the Germans have managed to hook up a 54 year old armless farmer with a set of replacements.

According to CNN: A team of 40 people participated in the transplant surgery, conducted July 25 and 26. The donor matched the host in sex, age, skin color, size and blood group, the statement said.

I am very interested in seeing if this transplant proves to be successful. If so, I will do my best to track this man down and give him a high 5.

For those of you that haven’t heard some dude went ape shit crazy on a Canadian bus, stabbed the guy next to him; and proceeds to cut his head off.

CNN has the following story: As horrified travelers watched, a Greyhound Canada bus passenger repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated a young man who was sitting and sleeping beside him, a witness said Thursday.
Police investigate the scene near Portage la Prairie, Canada, on Thursday.

“There was a bloodcurdling scream. I was just reading my book, and all of a sudden, I heard it,” Garnet Caton, who was sitting in front of the two men, said of the Wednesday night incident west of Portage la Prairie in Manitoba.

“It was like something between a dog howling and a baby crying, I guess you could say,” Caton said. “I don’t think it will leave me for a while.”

Passengers exited the bus, and a trucker who stopped provided wrenches and crowbars to several of them so they could keep the suspect on the bus until police came, witnesses told Canadian TV.

The suspect was seized with the help of negotiators, Royal Canadian Mounted Police Sgt. Steve Colwell said. Video Watch Colwell discuss the case »

There was no immediate indication of what prompted the attack, Colwell said. He said he didn’t know how many times the victim was stabbed. Witnesses described the weapon as a large butcher-type knife.

Caton told The Associated Press that the victim appeared to be about 19 years old and had gotten on the bus in Edmonton.

Caton said the victim was sleeping with his head leaning against the window when the attack happened. Caton said he shouted at the other passengers, many of whom also were sleeping, to leave.

“Everybody got off the bus. Me and a trucker that stopped and the Greyhound driver ran up to the door to maybe see if the guy was still alive or we could help or something like that,” Caton said.

“And when we all got up, we saw that the guy was cutting off the guy’s head. ... When he saw us, he came back to the front of the bus, told the driver to shut the door. He pressed the button and the door shut, but it didn’t shut in time, and the guy was able to get his knife out and take a swipe at us,” Caton said.

Not everyone that takes the bus is crazy, but crazy people always seem to take the bus.

Check out this bitchin’ version of The Good, The Bad and the Ugly on a gaggle of ukes!